Pakistan – Enough is Enough!!
Mumbai – Gurdaspur – Pathankot – Uri – it doesn’t seem to be stopping!! It is no news that Pakistan has been perpetrating Terror as its state sponsored extended foreign policy!! Without escalating to the scale of a full conflict, there is most certainly a preceding window consisting of lesser thresholds that could be exercised…instead of running around with Pakistan on bilateral grounds to only draw blank.
USA – It is time we, in a rather stern tone of engagement, let US know that merely condemning Pakistan shall not suffice. A prime Minister that has the mandate of our countrymen need not seek consent from opposition or face their brunt in order to stop signing up billion dollar defense deals with a hypocrite country that in turn sponsors a country that has been abetting and unleashing terror on our soil!! US can shove the political correctness up their lily ass or throw it in the garbage that it belongs to. Every time it felt that an oil-rich country needs governance and democracy, and decided to ‘free’ all of them one after another by sending troops and dropping bombs especially after getting /11ed by the Jihadists, they did not seek our blessings.
China Pakistan Economic Corridor – China has always been this another prick in the ass. It sure might not want direct confrontations with India and is quick to steer clear of any such bitter stand-off, never deterring from however sponsoring Pakistan’s attempts to gradually bleed India. Can’t we piss enough to erode any such corridor that could possibly facilitate Pakistan’s future development?? China’s attempt to gain superiority in the region needs to be met with rather some hot Szechwan sauce.
Diplomatic Pressure – With more than evident intent to Modi-fy our diplomatic approach in the world arena, this little aspect has been uphill off lately. With almost everyone in UN royally snubbing Pakistan while dismissing its struggle-for-freedom-in-Kashmir rhetoric, Pakistan needs to be isolated even further. Let India flex its muscles and bully the crap out of Pakistan in SAARC.
Surgical Strikes – Certainly not one to initiate a whole hog war, let India use its tactical close range artillery firepower and unwarlike airstrike capabilities to strategically wipe out the terror houses and training camps operating out of POK. Special Forces for covert military operation and carefully calibrated hot pursuits trained to penetrate deep into enemy territory for irregular and limited warfare, need to be pressed for punitive action. And where are our ‘Smart’ bombs laying eggs??
Stop Self-Deterring – Pakistan often threatens first use of nuclear weapons. But these threats instill more fear in India’s leadership than is warranted. Does India have no air-defense system??
Baluchistan – Though no secret, India needs to repeatedly keep shaming Pakistan in regard to the atrocities it carries in Baluchistan. No less than the mass genocide carried by Pakistan in Bangladesh prior to its forming, Pakistan is a repeat offender and old habits seldom go. This is one card India should never forget to play.
No More Flag-level Meets – Enough of flagged cars and beacon lights and diplomats and bureaucrats and their silk ties and Kebabs and Kulchas and Phirnis.
How it Happens:
India: We’ll talk if you promise to stop abetting terrorism??
Pak: ya walla okay, no terror, kasam khuda ki!!
India: Okay fine, come then!! Let’s have a flag meet/DG level talk!!
Pak: (…my ass DG level talk) Ya okay, subhanalla, we’re coming!!
(After Meet, once they’ve flown back)
Pak: Fuck it, there cannot be any further dialect/progress unless India first resolves Kashmir!!
How we want it to Happen:
India: Okay guys come, we’ll resolve Kashmir for once and for all, come!!
Pak: (…Really??) okay thanks bro, we’re coming!! Alla-hu-akbar, come guys let’s go, they’re giving us Kashmir!! Walla-walla…
India: Okay, as promised, you see this, this is our border, that side is yours, this side is ours!!
Pak: WTF?? So what new did you tell us??
India: No no, no further talk before you stop terror, Fuck off!! Pakistan ki Jamuhriat ki khatoon ki shab-e-baraar ki dafa-e-alam ki hasrat-e-haal ki waqt-e-junoon ki tareekh-e-zulm ki masley-hatan ki kabab-e-gulati ki Afridi ki Maa ka Bh**da!!
Dawood Ibrahim – Let us tell Pakistan that we couldn’t care a rat’s behind or less till the time they hand over to us Dawood Ibrahim!! And let all actionable evidence and related dossiers be published online for the world to see!!
NRI Power – All the gujjus in US funding election campaigns of Hillary/Trump form a voter-bank that the US leadership cannot not pay heed to. Let them voice their concern and use their influence back there from overseas to pressurize US government to get the expectations laid straight.
Economic Sanctions – The “a-prosperous-Pakistan-for-a-prosperous-India” crap is a cliché that belongs to the pre-historic times, really!! Let us ensure that no trade, financial aid, water, wool, apple, Pepsodent presents Suro Ka Mahasangram, swearing-in ceremony invitation, cricket etc. is extended to Pakistan. Let India pull-off all that a failed state like Pakistan has been thriving on, so far!!