15 post-Olympic horrors we dreaded but thankfully got spared!!
Bollywood initiating a viral trend of “My Day-3/4/5… of some Cupping-Selfie Challenge”, posting a selfie while undergoing cupping treatment everyday for the next seven days, and nominating a co-star each day!!
A mentally degenerative Rajnikant vs CID Meme – “Sindhu let Carolina Marin win in finals kyunki…..Baby ko Spain pasand hai!!”
Deliberate attempts of perverted and tantalizing sensationalism – links with half-misleading and scandalized headings… “Things you did not know about these Olympiads” or “OMG…these Olympiads cheated on their partners” or “You would not believe what this Olympiad said about Sunny Leone” or “Inside party pics of drunk Olympiads you must have never seen”!! Start Gallery…lol
Links with absolutely relevant information like – “This is how these Olympiads looked during their childhood” with before/after pics.
Links holding information of national importance and utmost public interest regarding their ancestry – “These famous siblings of Olympiads who never made it big in tinsel town!!”
Memes depicting true patriotism – “10 million likes for Phelps, let’s see how many our daughter Sakshi gets”!!
Work of meaningful investigative journalism that puts everything in perspective – “A BMW for Karmakar while this former Olympiad from the same village sells Bhelpuri!!”
Significant paparazzo and perfectly-timed shutterbugs coming into action – “That moment when Salman Khan ignored and went past by without greeting Gopichand!!”
Memes signifying thoughtful artwork by great minds from Bakchod Billi – “what would Ussain Bolt be called after marriage if he was gay and had married Nasser Hussain – Ussain Hussain!!” or “What would a locked door behind which Ussain mostly stores his money and occasionally drops his pant be called – Ussain Bolt!!”
A pic with a kid standing on a cliff and sunset in background or a Leonardo still from Wolf of Wall Street that becomes emotional as fuck when you add an inspirational and cliché text – “Every mom wants her kid to become an Olympiad after watching Rio 2016, share if you like, comment if you agree!!”
A blog from Trivago Expedia /Lonely Planet stating “10 beautiful dream destination cities Olympics have never been hosted at!!”
A spoof/dubsmash video of a Michael Jackson song lip-syncing Shobha De’s tweets finishing with a ‘Achha Hai-Achha Hai’ or ‘Khamosh’ movie scene of Nana Patekar/Shatrughan Sinha.
A link which could accurately tell us which Olympic sport, according to our zodiac sign, we definitely must have struck a gold in, in our last life.
A link that could process our profile pic and tell us which Athlete do we resemble the most.
Finally, a compilation of power foods and exercise regimes followed by ‘these athletes’, published by MENSXP.